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Disclaimer: Views expressed are based on specific visits and represent personal opinions only. Your mileage may vary. Actually, it probably will. This content contains satirical elements and exaggerated commentary for entertainment. Any resemblance to actual competent travel advice is purely coincidental.
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We punch up at systems and corporations, not down at people trying to make a living. Any harsh criticism is directed at the tourism industrial complex, not the poor bastard serving your overpriced beer.